The 6 most Scandovalous quotes from the 'Vanderpump Guidelines' reunion

Half one of many long-awaited Vanderpump Guidelines reunion aired on Wednesday evening, and the Scandoval didn’t disappoint. The episode was brimming with quotable moments — some stated in anger, and others for optimum meme potential.

Now, in case you’re not totally up to the mark on the Scandoval, we lined the fundamentals when the information first broke. Mainly, longtime forged member Tom Sandoval cheated on his life associate and fellow forged member, Ariana Madix, with one other fellow forged member, Raquel Leviss, who was beforehand engaged to, you guessed it, forged member James Kennedy. There’s SO rather more to it, however that is the gist.

As an alternative of recapping the whole episode, we determined it might be extra enjoyable to gather the perfect quotes, for the reason that Pump forged is so imminently quotable. Listed here are six quotes that assist sum up the dramatic first a part of the three-part reunion.

1. “You are a worm with a mustache.” — James Kennedy to Tom Sandoval

I will probably be serious about this for a very long time. Kennedy drops an all-time insult on Sandoval. Does it make any actual sense? No. However does it ship the purpose? You wager your ass. This is the clip.

2. “I am far more ripped than you.” — Kennedy, once more, to Sandoval

So this quote received a bit misplaced as a result of it instantly preceded “worm with a mustache,” but it surely’s deeply hilarious. Kennedy is speaking about how he would beat up Sandoval in a struggle after the so-called mustachioed worm instructed him, “Get in my face once more, I’ll fuck you up, motherfucker.” Kennedy didn’t take that nicely.

“I’ll fuck you up so rapidly, take a look at me bro,” Kennedy stated whereas being held again. “I am far more ripped than you.”

3. “My playing cards!” — Andy Cohen, with deep unhappiness.

Within the immediately iconic kerfuffle between Kennedy and Sandoval, Bravo ringmaster Andy Cohen had his playing cards, which, presumably, held his questions and speaking factors, knocked unfastened from his fingers and onto the ground. Cohen, ever so sadly, stated, “My playing cards,” in what appeared like a plea for civility as the 2 bros shouted and peacocked on stage.

4. “Oh no, did you guys not put your timelines collectively to match?” — Lala Kent, with the sarcasm of 1,000 suns

At one level Tom Schwartz, greatest pal of Sandoval, let it slip that he heard concerning the affair in August, which did not appear to line up with the story instructed by Sandoval. Kent fired this again instantly. Effectively performed.

5. “Be a person, mate. Pull your self collectively. Fucking crocodile tears. Pussy.” — Kennedy, persevering with to go scorched Earth on Sandoval.

Pay attention, the insult might have performed with out the ultimate phrase. However Kennedy did instantly bounce on Sandoval when he began attempting to cry. And that is the important thing, Sandoval simply wasn’t a ok actor to drag off tears on the spot. It was so clearly faked and the forged put him in his place immediately.

6. [Blank concerned stare into a monitor.]Raquel Leviss

Leviss wasn’t capable of actually take part within the first a part of the reunion as a result of she had filed a restraining order towards forged member Scheana Shay for an alleged assault. Producers, brilliantly, parked Leviss in a trailer 100 toes from the stage the place she might watch Sandoval get eaten alive. Again and again they’d minimize to Leviss looking-on, and it was excessive camp and comedy.

There are TWO extra episode of reunion coming our manner and, so long as James Kennedy is concerned, we’re nearly assured extra fantastic quotes down the road.


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